DJ & karaoke · Croydon

Your night.
Properly hosted.

DJ and karaoke hire across Croydon and South London—from private celebrations to busy venue nights.

Built for the room.

Music, pacing and hosting that adapt to the people in front of me.

From £150DJ, karaoke or both
Croydon basedSouth London & nearby Surrey
Venue experiencedPubs, parties & care homes

What I do

One host. Three ways to make the room work.

01

DJ nights

Music shaped around your guests, the venue and the energy in the room—from the first arrival to the final track.

02

Karaoke

Microphones, sound, song requests and confident hosting, with a format that keeps singers moving and everyone involved.

03

Care home sessions

Familiar songs, gentle pacing and sensible volume for relaxed daytime singalongs with residents and staff.

Simple pricing

Start with the right format. I’ll tailor the rest.

Your final quote reflects the date, duration, location, access and equipment required.

Parties & venues

DJ, karaoke—or both

£150+

Professional hosting, sound, requests, setup and pack-down.

Daytime

Care home session

£70+

Resident-friendly pacing, familiar music and controlled volume.

Planning a regular pub or venue night? Ask about weekly and monthly residency pricing.

Public events

See DJ Witty live.

The next three public dates are shown below. Please confirm details with the venue before travelling.

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The Porter & SorterThe Alma TavernCoach & HorsesCalifornia, Sutton

Good to know

The essentials, answered.

How much does DJ hire cost?

Private DJ and karaoke packages start from £150. Daytime care home sessions start from £70. The final price depends on your date, duration, location, access and equipment.

What does a karaoke booking include?

Karaoke bookings can include microphones, speakers, hosting, song-request management and screen options, depending on the venue and package.

Which areas do you cover?

Croydon, Purley, Sutton, Wallington, Bromley, Beckenham, Mitcham, Streatham, Crystal Palace, Norbury, South London and nearby Surrey.

When is a booking confirmed?

Your enquiry is not a confirmed booking. The date is secured only after I confirm availability and accept the required payment or deposit.

Booking enquiry

Check your date.

Tell me the basics. I’ll reply with availability and a tailored quote.

  • Packages from £150
  • Care home sessions from £70
  • Bookings confirmed after payment or deposit
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